{"product_id":"certified-leg-day-skipper","title":"CERTIFIED LEG DAY SKIPPER","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThree flamingos. Chrome lettering. No defence offered.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAirbrushed chrome type, a lightning-blue nebula, and three flamingos standing on the thinnest legs in the animal kingdom. The certification is not issued by any body.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it to the gym and you will be spoken to. That is the product.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWhy it's an actual shirt\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eHeavy cotton that hangs instead of clinging to a torso you have technically been working on. Boxy cut, dropped shoulders, ribbed collar. Screen printed. Preshrunk.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eSizing\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eSizes run small and the cut is boxy, so most people should take one size up - if you normally wear an M, take the L. Your usual size gives a regular fit. Two up and your mother asks what happened. Exact measurements are in the chart below, in inches.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eMeasurements\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eGarment measurements, laid flat, in inches. Width is armpit to armpit, so chest is roughly double it. Tolerance ±0.5 in.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eChest (in)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eWidth (in)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eLength (in)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e37.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18.89\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e39.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e19.68\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27.16\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e41.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20.86\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27.95\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e44.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22.05\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28.74\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e2XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e46.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e23.23\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.52\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e48.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24.41\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30.31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e51.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25.59\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eOur shirts do not all come from the same blank. Use the chart above rather than one you saw on another product.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis shirt is Level 1 - Weird.\u003c\/strong\u003e Fully wearable in public, including by people who do not skip leg day and are wearing it ironically, which is its own kind of admission.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eFree US shipping over $50. 14-day returns, unworn.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Poor Judgment Co.","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":54662397919573,"sku":"PJ-004-BLAC-S","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":54662397952341,"sku":"PJ-004-BLAC-M","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":54662397985109,"sku":"PJ-004-BLAC-L","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":54662398017877,"sku":"PJ-004-BLAC-XL","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":54662398050645,"sku":"PJ-004-BLAC-2XL","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":54662398083413,"sku":"PJ-004-BLAC-3XL","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":54662398116181,"sku":"PJ-004-BLAC-4XL","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1071\/5791\/3941\/files\/pj-004-01-flat-lay-hero.jpg?v=1786923655","url":"https:\/\/poorjudgmentco.com\/products\/certified-leg-day-skipper","provider":"Poor Judgment Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}