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Preshrunk — your L stays an L.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eSizing\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eSizes run small and the cut is boxy, so most people should take one size up - if you normally wear an M, take the L. Your usual size gives a regular fit. Two up and your mother asks what happened. Exact measurements are in the chart below, in inches.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eMeasurements\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eGarment measurements, laid flat, in inches. Width is armpit to armpit, so chest is roughly double it. 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Use the chart above rather than one you saw on another product.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis shirt is Level 1 - Weird.\u003c\/strong\u003e Safe at work, safe at lunch, safe in front of your girlfriend's mother. 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