{"product_id":"mi-bomboclat","title":"MI BOMBOCLAT","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA northern pike. Set in Helvetica. Centered.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA photographically accurate northern pike, printed at scale across the chest, with two words in plain black type underneath. There is no third element. There is no border. There is nothing else happening on this garment.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe restraint is the joke. It looks like museum signage until you read it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWhy it's an actual shirt\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eHeavy cotton in white. Boxy cut, dropped shoulders, ribbed collar. Screen printed. Preshrunk.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eSizing\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eSizes run small and the cut is boxy, so most people should take one size up - if you normally wear an M, take the L. Your usual size gives a regular fit. Two up and your mother asks what happened. Exact measurements are in the chart below, in inches.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eMeasurements\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eGarment measurements, laid flat, in inches. Width is armpit to armpit, so chest is roughly double it. Tolerance ±0.5 in.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eChest (in)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eWidth (in)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eLength (in)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e37.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25.59\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e39.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e19.69\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.38\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e40.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20.47\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.77\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e21.26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27.95\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e2XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e44.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22.05\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28.74\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e45.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22.83\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.53\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e47.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e23.62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30.31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eOur shirts do not all come from the same blank. Use the chart above rather than one you saw on another product.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis shirt is Level 2 - Questionable.\u003c\/strong\u003e Approximately four percent of any given room will react. Those are your people.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eFree US shipping over $50. 14-day returns, unworn.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Poor Judgment Co.","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":54662400016725,"sku":"PJ-007-WHIT-S","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":54662400049493,"sku":"PJ-007-WHIT-M","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":54662400082261,"sku":"PJ-007-WHIT-L","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":54662400115029,"sku":"PJ-007-WHIT-XL","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":54662400147797,"sku":"PJ-007-WHIT-2XL","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":54662400180565,"sku":"PJ-007-WHIT-3XL","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":54662400213333,"sku":"PJ-007-WHIT-4XL","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1071\/5791\/3941\/files\/pj-007-01-flat-lay-hero.jpg?v=1786923922","url":"https:\/\/poorjudgmentco.com\/products\/mi-bomboclat","provider":"Poor Judgment Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}