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What you give up is knowing which design turns up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe levels\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLevel 1 — Weird.\u003c\/strong\u003e Absurd, but you can wear it to lunch with anyone.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLevel 2 — Questionable.\u003c\/strong\u003e Earns a second look and one raised eyebrow.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLevel 3 — HR Concern.\u003c\/strong\u003e Know your room before you leave the house.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLevel 4 — Don't.\u003c\/strong\u003e You already know if this is for you.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy it's an actual shirt\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSame garment as everything else we make. Heavy cotton, boxy cut, dropped shoulders, ribbed collar, double-needle hems, preshrunk, screen printed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSizing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTake your usual size for the relaxed fit, one up for boxy. Our designs don't all come from the same blank and they differ most at XL and above, so a Mystery Shirt may fit slightly differently from one you already own. If it does, the first exchange is on us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eTwo things to know\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIt ships separately\u003c\/strong\u003e from the rest of your order, so you'll get a second tracking number.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIt's returnable like anything else.\u003c\/strong\u003e Any line you see about \"no refunds on Level 4\" is a joke. 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