Is this a real shirt or a novelty tee?
Heavy 100% cotton, boxy cut with dropped shoulders, ribbed collar, double-needle hems, preshrunk, screen printed. Full specs and measurements are on every product page.
Will it shrink?
It's preshrunk. Wash cold and skip the dryer and your L stays an L.
Will the print crack or peel?
It's screen printed into the fabric, not a plastic transfer pressed on top. It fades slowly and evenly over years rather than flaking off.
What size should I get?
Sizes run small and the cut is boxy, so most people should take one size up — if you normally wear an M, take the L. Your usual size gives a regular fit. Measurements are on each product page, in inches — our shirts don't all come from the same blank, so check the chart on the one you're actually buying.
I already own one of your shirts. Is the sizing the same?
Not necessarily. We use more than one blank, and they differ most at XL and above. Check the chart on the product page rather than assuming, or email us and we'll tell you.
Do you ship outside the US?
Not yet.
Can I return it?
14 days from delivery, unworn and unwashed, with tags on. Full detail on the Returns page.
Where's my order?
Your shipping confirmation email has the tracking link. If tracking hasn't moved in a couple of days, reply to that email and we'll chase it for you.
I ordered the wrong size or the wrong design.
Email hello@poorjudgmentco.com as soon as you can and we'll usually catch it before it ships. After that we'll handle it as an exchange.
Do you take custom designs?
No.
Someone was offended by my shirt.
That is between you and them. We'd note that you read it before you clicked.
Is the Mystery Shirt returnable?
Yes. The line on the cart page about no refunds is a joke. Our returns policy applies to every item we sell, including Mystery Shirts.