Bad ideas. Good cotton.

Heavyweight tees for people whose group chat should never become public.

Shop bad decisionsStart at Level 1
  • Heavy cotton
  • Preshrunk
  • Screen printed, not stuck on
  • Delivered within a week
  • 14-day returns

Choose your level of public embarrassment

Level 1 Weird Absurd, but you can wear it to lunch with anyone. Shop 5 Level 2 Questionable Earns a second look and one raised eyebrow. Shop 5 Level 3 HR Concern Know your room before you leave the house. Shop 5 Level 4 Do Not Wear To Thanksgiving You already know if this is for you. Shop 4

Not sure where to start? Everything here is sorted by how much social risk you're willing to take today.

Yes, they're real shirts.

Most funny shirts are a joke printed on an apology for a garment. Thin enough to read a newspaper through, a size smaller after one wash, print cracking by the second wear. You get your laugh once and then it lives in a drawer with a free conference tee.

We started with the blank and put something stupid on it second. Heavy cotton, boxy, dropped shoulders, a collar with a spine, preshrunk, screen printed into the fabric rather than pressed onto it.

The specs are on every product page, in inches, because a claim you can't measure is just a mood.

Paying for a joke is embarrassing enough without the shirt also being bad.

One is a mistake. Three is a personality.

Mix any designs, any sizes, any levels. Add a second shirt and the price drops on its own.

  1. One shirt $38 $38 each
  2. Two shirts $68 $34 eachSave $8
  3. Best valueThree shirts $96 $32 eachSave $18

No code, no bundle builder, nothing to remember. The discount applies itself in the cart.

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