Size Guide

Measurements are on each product page — our shirts don't all come from the same blank, so the chart on the product you're looking at is the one that applies to it.

These are garment measurements, laid flat — not body measurements. Width is measured armpit to armpit across the front, so the chest circumference is roughly double it.

The fastest way to get this right: take a shirt you already own and like, lay it flat, measure it the same way, and match the numbers. That beats guessing off a photo every time.

How it's meant to fit

You want Take
A normal, relaxed shirt Your usual size
The boxy look — the way it's photographed One size up
Your mother asks what happened Two sizes up

If you're between sizes, or unsure whether boxy will read as wide on you, stay at your usual size. The cotton is heavy enough that it hangs instead of clinging — you get the shape without the volume.

Tolerance ±0.5 in / ±1.3 cm. Cotton is a natural fiber; it is not machined.

Already own one of ours?

Don't assume the size carries across. We use more than one blank and they differ most from L upward. Check the chart on the product page you're buying from.

Care

Wash cold, inside out. Skip the dryer or tumble low. Don't iron the print. Preshrunk, so your L stays an L — but heat is still how prints die.

Still not sure?

Email hello@poorjudgmentco.com with your height, weight, the size you normally wear and which shirt you're looking at, and we'll tell you which one to get. If we get it wrong, the first exchange is on us.